Don Coutts's whimsical crime comedy drama starring Danny Nucci, Shirley Henderson, Gerald Lepkowksi and Dan Hedaya. New Jersey mobsters Settimo and Gino take refuge in the Glasgow fish and chip shop of their unsuspecting Scottish-Italian cousin, Roberto, when a deal with a Ukrainian crimelord goes wrong. But it's not long before Roberto discovers that Settimo and Gino aren't the PR consultants they claim to be.